During that very abridged episode of Kids Say the Darndest Things, they score 62 more men. After they get the wildlings on board, they visit Bear Island, which is disappointingly low on bear cameos and is run by a 10-year-old girl. Sansa and Jon make the rounds looking for reinforcements. Other cool stuff from the episode we should talk about:

And after surveying the carnage, the Hound picks up an ax, so hopefully we’ll see him thin the herd even more on some sort of Taken-esque revenge spree. The lesson-as always-on Game of Thrones? Violence is the answer. On the bright side, all of the Hound’s new friends got murdered by the end of the episode, so that’s helpful. Just put a footnote at the end of the episode to let us know that they needed the Dorne set for the Xena: Warrior Princess reboot. The only way to solve this is to wipe Dorne off the face of the map. We’re already going full episodes without Daenerys and Tyrion. We are moving in the wrong direction! Don’t get me wrong-I love the Hound, and his new hippie friends seem nice and are using locally sourced wood, but we are not in a place to be adding characters right now. This week, the show begins by revealing that the Hound is actually still alive and living with a church group (?) in the woods. Last week, we had a full episode of Game of Thrones that did not feature a single death.

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